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It's ideal for people who are tired of tolerating nonsense during the holidays, anyone who believes in direct communication wrapped in Christmas cheer, or those who think the best gift you can give someone is honest feedback about their dickish behavior.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're the person who's done with family drama, someone who refuses to enable bad behavior just because it's the holidays, or just embracing that \"I'm festive but I'm not a doormat\" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of vintage Christmas nostalgia and zero-tolerance messaging.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in unisex sizes S-5XL\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for boundary-setters, holiday realists, and anyone tired of tolerating dickish behavior.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Cady Creations","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43613195272252,"sku":"7849865_11546","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43613195305020,"sku":"7849865_11547","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43613195337788,"sku":"7849865_11548","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43613195370556,"sku":"7849865_11549","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43613195403324,"sku":"7849865_11550","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43613195436092,"sku":"7849865_12644","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43613195468860,"sku":"7849865_12645","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43613195501628,"sku":"7849865_12646","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43613195534396,"sku":"7849865_11561","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43613195567164,"sku":"7849865_11562","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43613195599932,"sku":"7849865_11563","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43613195632700,"sku":"7849865_11564","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43613195665468,"sku":"7849865_11565","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43613195698236,"sku":"7849865_12653","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43613195731004,"sku":"7849865_12668","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":43613195763772,"sku":"7849865_12669","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":43613195796540,"sku":"7849865_20453","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":43613195829308,"sku":"7849865_20454","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":43613195862076,"sku":"7849865_20455","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":43613195894844,"sku":"7849865_20456","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43613195927612,"sku":"7849865_20457","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43613195960380,"sku":"7849865_20458","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43613195993148,"sku":"7849865_20459","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43613196025916,"sku":"7849865_20460","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/0098\/8988\/files\/Santa-Says-Stop-Being-A-Dick-Unisex-Tee-Cady-Creations-35194129940540.jpg?v=1777581044","url":"https:\/\/cadycreations.com\/products\/santa-says-stop-being-a-dick-unisex-tee","provider":"Cady Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}