{"product_id":"apple-day-die-anyway-fitted","title":"Apple A Day - Fitted Tee","description":"Well, this is awkwardly accurate... 🍎💀\u003cbr\u003e\nOur \"An Apple A Day You Die Anyway\" fitted tee is the perfect blend of dark humor and spooky season sass that'll have people doing double-takes at the grocery store. Because let's be honest - we're all just trying to stay healthy while accepting our inevitable doom, right?\u003cbr\u003e\nThis wickedly funny design features a beautifully creepy skull apple that's equal parts Halloween vibes and existential dread. It's perfect for anyone who appreciates the darker side of life, loves a good sarcastic twist on classic sayings, or just wants to make small talk extra uncomfortable.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're handing out apples on Halloween (you monster) or just embracing your inner goth while grocery shopping, this fitted tee speaks your truth with zero filter and a flattering silhouette.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in fitted sizes S-2XL\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, comfortable fabric with a tailored fit\u003cbr\u003e\nFree shipping with protection on all US orders\u003cbr\u003e\nPart of our new Spooky Season Collection | Haunted Humor \u0026amp; Seasonal Sass\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for true crime fans, Halloween lovers, and anyone who's tired of toxic positivity.","brand":"Cady Creations","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43418708017212,"sku":"5826830_22175","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43418708049980,"sku":"5826830_22186","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43418708082748,"sku":"5826830_22197","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43418708115516,"sku":"5826830_22208","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43418708148284,"sku":"5826830_22219","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/0098\/8988\/files\/Apple-A-Day-Fitted-Tee-Cady-Creations-34527086903356.jpg?v=1777582969","url":"https:\/\/cadycreations.com\/products\/apple-day-die-anyway-fitted","provider":"Cady Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}