Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee
The Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee is a humorous T-shirt that delivers a festive reality check with a vintage retro Santa design and blunt messaging. The design features a classic retro Santa with his toy sack surrounded by snowflakes and holly, combining wholesome imagery with an unapologetically direct message.
What This Page Covers
- Product overview of the Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee
- Available variants: 24 size and color combinations
- Product gallery with 5 mockup images
Product Overview
The Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee combines vintage Santa imagery with an honest, direct message for a humorous holiday statement. The tee features a classic retro Santa carrying a toy sack, surrounded by snowflakes and holly, paired with a blunt phrase intended to give a festive reality check.
- Features a retro Santa with toy sack, snowflakes, and holly design.
- Message is humorously direct and unapologetic.
- Blends vintage Christmas charm with brutal honesty.
Available Options
Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee is available in 24 variants across three colors (Black, Navy, Forest Green) and sizes S to 5XL, with prices ranging from $20.00 to $22.00.
- Colors available: Black, Navy, and Forest Green.
- Sizes run from Small (S) to 5XL.
- Priced at $20.00 for sizes S to 2XL and $22.00 for 3XL to 5XL.
Product Gallery
Five product mockup images are available for the Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee.
- The product has 5 mockup images showing the tee design from different angles.
Facts Index
| Entity | Attribute | Value | Confidence |
|---|---|---|---|
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | starting_price | $20.00 | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | product_type | T-Shirt | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | brand | Cady Creations | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | variant_count | 24 | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | variant_options | Black / S, Black / M, Black / L, Black / XL, Black / 2XL, Black / 3XL, Black / 4XL, Black / 5XL, Navy / S, Navy / M, Navy / L, Navy / XL, Navy / 2XL, Navy / 3XL, Navy / 4XL, Navy / 5XL, Forest Green / S, Forest Green / M, Forest Green / L, Forest Green / XL, Forest Green / 2XL, Forest Green / 3XL, Forest Green / 4XL, Forest Green / 5XL | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | availability | 24 of 24 variants in stock | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | tags | christmas comedy, christmas honesty shirt, christmas humor shirt, direct message tee, family vibes collection, festive but honest, funny christmas tee, funny santa tee, holiday behavior tee, holiday boundary setting, holiday reality check, inappropriate santa shirt, stop being a dick, unisex tee, vintage santa humor | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | seo_description | When someone needs a festive reality check... 🎅😂 Our "Stop Being A Dick" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of vintage Christmas charm and brutally h | high |
| Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee | product_images | Product mockup; Product mockup; Product mockup; Product mockup; Product mockup | high |
Purchase Options
| Variant | Price | Availability | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black / S | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / M | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / L | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 2XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 3XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 4XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 5XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / S | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / M | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / L | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 2XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 3XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 4XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 5XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / S | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / M | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / L | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / 2XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / 3XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / 4XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Forest Green / 5XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
Who Is This For
- People looking for a humorous holiday gift or a way to set boundaries with humor.
- Anyone who appreciates blunt, vintage-themed Christmas humor.
- Ideal for those who want to express frustration with holiday behavior in a lighthearted way.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the price of Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee?Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee has a starting price of $20.00 USD.
Is Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee in stock?All 24 variants of Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee are currently in stock.
What variants are available for Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee?Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee is available in 24 variants: Black, Navy, and Forest Green in sizes S to 5XL.
Who makes Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee?Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee is made by Cady Creations.
What type of product is Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee?Santa Says Stop Being A Dick - Unisex Tee is a T-Shirt.