D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee
The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is a satirical parody shirt that blends a nostalgic 80s/90s anti-drug program aesthetic with economic reality humor, featuring classic red lettering and a witty twist on the original message. The design targets those who grew up in the 80s/90s and highlights how prohibitive costs make certain habits inaccessible.
What this page covers
- Product Overview
- Available Options
- Product Gallery
Table of Contents
Product Overview
The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is a satirical parody shirt that draws on the classic 80s/90s D.A.R.E. program, substituting the original message with a humorous commentary on the high cost of drugs. The design uses red lettering reminiscent of the original and appeals to those who lived through that era.
- Uses classic red lettering style from the original D.A.R.E. program.
- Replaces the traditional anti-drug message with a focus on economic reality.
- Targets nostalgia for the 80s and 90s with a humorous twist.
Available Options
The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is available in 22 variants across three color options (Black, Navy, Dark Heather) and multiple sizes from S to 5XL.
- Color options: Black, Navy, Dark Heather.
- Size range: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL (not all sizes available in every color).
- Total of 22 variant combinations offered.
Product Gallery
The product gallery includes 5 images of the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee, each showing the shirt from different angles to give a complete visual overview.
- Image 1: D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations
- Image 2: D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations
- Image 3: D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations
- Image 4: D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations
- Image 5: D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations
Facts Index
| Entity | Attribute | Value | Confidence |
|---|---|---|---|
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | starting_price | $20.00 | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | product_type | T-Shirt | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | brand | Cady Creations | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | variant_count | 22 | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | variant_options | Black / S, Black / M, Black / L, Black / XL, Black / 2XL, Black / 3XL, Black / 4XL, Black / 5XL, Navy / S, Navy / M, Navy / L, Navy / XL, Navy / 2XL, Navy / 3XL, Navy / 4XL, Navy / 5XL, Dark Heather / S, Dark Heather / M, Dark Heather / L, Dark Heather / XL, Dark Heather / 2XL, Dark Heather / 3XL | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | availability | 22 of 22 variants in stock | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | tags | 80s kid humor, 80s nostalgia humor, 90s nostalgia shirt, 90s parody tee, budget reality shirt, dare drugs really expensive, economic reality tee, educational program parody, honest humor tee, nostalgic humor shirt, parody humor shirt, satirical humor, throwback humor tee, unisex tee, wit whimsy collection | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | seo_description | When you're giving that old program a reality check... 😂💸 Our "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive...bad mmm'kay" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend | high |
| D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee | product_images | D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations; D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations; D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations; D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations; D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive Bad Mmmkay Unisex Tee - Cady Creations | high |
Purchase Options
| Variant | Price | Availability | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black / S | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / M | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / L | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 2XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 3XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 4XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / 5XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / S | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / M | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / L | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 2XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 3XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 4XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Navy / 5XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Dark Heather / S | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Dark Heather / M | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Dark Heather / L | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Dark Heather / XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Dark Heather / 2XL | USD 20.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Dark Heather / 3XL | USD 22.00 | In Stock | Buy Now |
Who Is This For
- Fans of 80s and 90s nostalgia looking for humorous, satirical apparel.
- Individuals who appreciate parody humor with economic reality commentary.
- Anyone seeking a budget-friendly novelty T-shirt for casual wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the price of the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee?The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee starting price is $20.00 USD.
Is the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee in stock?Yes, the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is in stock for all 22 variants (22 of 22 variants available).
What variants/options are available for the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee?The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is available in 22 variants: Black, Navy, and Dark Heather, in sizes S through 5XL (with specific size availability per color).
Who makes the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee?The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is produced by Cady Creations.
What type of product is the D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee?The D.A.R.E. - Unisex Tee is a T-shirt.